A guy walks in with a horse in the back. The bartender says, “You can’t ride that in here.” The guy says, “I’m gonna ride ’til I can’t no more!” The bouncer says, “Well, you can’t anymore. Get out.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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