2012 Archive: The Old Fashioned

“Mad Men is still on, so I’m still drinking this.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

@GameBoy_Color09/29/2002 04:10Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan10/18/2013 14:51Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@MIRC_Ghost10/31/2012 15:53Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Firewall_Wizard09/02/2012 09:43Letting this joke through the port.

@Dodgeball_Pat03/13/2008 20:20If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Toolbar_Hater08/28/1997 15:02My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!