Why did the lawyer sue the cooler? For “failing to facilitate a collaborative brainstorming session” during his 15-minute break.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
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