Why did the lawyer sue the coffee pod? For “failing to meet the minimum billable-caffeine threshold.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Letting this joke through the port.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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