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2011 Vintage: The Office Keurig (Updated)

 Why did the lawyer sue the coffee pod? For “failing to meet the minimum billable-caffeine threshold.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer11/25/2007 21:20Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Firewall_Wizard05/05/1997 05:09Letting this joke through the port.
@Courage_Dog07/26/2013 00:33The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Ferris_Bueller01/04/2010 15:01Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@First_World_P09/25/2012 00:13My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@GL_HF_Runner11/28/1999 20:47Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Influencer_9901/05/2002 02:10My followers need to see this!

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