2003 Vintage: The Office Humidifier

Why did the lawyer sue the office humidifier? For “creating a fog of uncertainty” during a contract negotiation.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes08/19/1997 18:14Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/24/2007 22:23I am crying... with laughter!

@Terminator_2_Fan09/04/2015 01:19Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/09/2006 11:21All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Protoss_Pylon09/18/2015 20:24You must construct additional laughs!