Why did the ocean wash its hands? Because it wanted to start the century with a “clean tide.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Professional humor for professional people.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.