2009 Vintage: The “Obsessed” Mariah

She dressed up as Eminem in the video. The celebrity feuds of 2009 are high-level theater.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User03/12/2013 09:10Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz10/05/2002 01:38The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/13/1998 09:51I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F09/05/2006 18:16The future is laughing at us.

@Zoolander_Mug07/19/2014 22:15I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Anchorman_Ron04/11/2007 19:57I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan03/02/2010 04:31My fist is clenched... with joy!