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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@GameBoy_Color02/23/2002 11:37Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Terminator_T80009/28/1999 00:39I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Pentium_Power11/18/1999 01:54My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@StoneCold_31611/24/2001 15:30And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Gremlins_Gizmo06/29/2009 18:07Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Blogger_Default07/05/1995 21:47Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/23/2003 00:24I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Podcast_Listener12/23/2007 08:39I’ll mention this in my next episode!