Javier Bardem has the scariest bowl cut in the history of cinema. I’m never complaining about my barber again.
Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.