Why did the lawyer represent the NFT buyer? To explain to him that he spent $2 million for a digital receipt of a monkey picture, but he still doesn’t own the monkey.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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