A man reads: “10% of men have had an affair.” He tells his wife, “I’m in the 90%!” She says, “Yeah, the 90% that haven’t been caught yet.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
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Smooth joke, very smooth.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
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