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1996 Archive: The Newspaper

 A man reads: “10% of men have had an affair.” He tells his wife, “I’m in the 90%!” She says, “Yeah, the 90% that haven’t been caught yet.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Veteran07/07/2007 09:57Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
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