“In 2013, I’m going to stop doing the horse dance. Maybe.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Bar Snack
"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Fallout TV Show
A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
That was intense... and funny!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!