“I’m going to stop drinking… in 2004.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
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The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Jägerbomb
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The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
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The Panda Order
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The Time Traveler
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?