2006 Vintage: The New Sneakers

Why did the dad buy a pair of New Balance in 2006? Because he needed to find the “balance” between his puns and his lawn duties.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/16/1998 15:03I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Napster_Search09/23/2002 13:12Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Tyler_Durden_Real08/10/2010 05:15Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/31/1999 11:50Super green! Hilarious!

@Grinds_My_Gears01/24/2007 02:10You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan09/26/1995 02:34Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!