1997 Legacy: The New Father

“Is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s a programmer. He came out and immediately asked for a faster connection and more snacks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

@Gopher_Explorer06/24/2013 17:35Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Malware_Hunter02/08/2011 05:06Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/03/2010 19:28... (Laughter in silence).

@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/09/2008 01:11The magic man... is laughing!

@Cool_Story_Bro05/24/2000 23:34Actually, it IS a cool story!