Why did the neighbor buy the “Super-Big-Mega” firework box? To prove that his “Patriotism” is 20% louder than yours.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
This joke is an Epic Win!