Why did the lawyer do a “Dab” during the settlement? To show the other side that he was “hip” while he took all their money.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
The spinning envelope told me to come here.