Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help with my Discman!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
More capacity for humor on this site!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Waddle on over and read this!
Classic. Simply classic.