1995 Classic: The Needle

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help over here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9603/10/2001 10:39What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/29/1999 23:32What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@ChatRoom_Queen07/10/2001 20:00A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Backstreet_Fan03/06/2002 19:57I want it that way... the funny way!

@Better_Off_Dead01/08/2011 16:36I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@One_Does_Not_S11/05/2005 11:05One does not simply read one joke.

@Leeroy_Jenkins01/18/2011 12:50At least I have chicken... and this joke!