I’m currently “sharing” music with a guy named MetallicaFan42. It only takes four hours to download one song that might actually be a virus or a recording of a dial-up modem.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!