2007 Vintage: The MySpace Death

A guy says, “I’m moving to Facebook. It feels cleaner.” The bartender says, “The toilets here don’t.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker05/24/2011 07:42It really whips the llama's ass!

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/16/2008 03:53So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/12/2010 14:25Laughing is as laughing does.

@Trololo_Man_7006/20/2012 11:11Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Animated_Mail_G10/01/2007 11:39The spinning envelope told me to come here.