2016 Classic: The “My House” Flo Rida

Welcome to his house. You don’t need a key to get in, but you probably need a drink.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »

A man walked onto the Olympic stage with one hand in his pocket,...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/02/2014 05:52Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@MIRC_Ghost01/29/2007 10:31Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Macarena_Dancer01/11/1996 20:39Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Wild_Thornberry03/14/2000 21:01Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Anonymous_User01/01/2011 17:17We are many. We are laughing.