Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
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35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition
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45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
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2025 Classic: The Mustache
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41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
... (Laughter in silence).
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
High five for this joke!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
We are many. We are laughing.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!