1999 Classic: The Mummy

Why were the holiday decorations so “Egyptian”? Because Brendan Fraser made fighting sand-monsters look way more fun than decorating a pine tree.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro12/06/2000 12:44Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/08/2002 04:31Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Lion_King_Simba05/22/2012 15:10Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/08/1997 03:07My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/29/2014 11:30Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.