Why a new truck? Because the original MRAP was great for roads, but Afghanistan doesn’t have “roads”—it just has “suggestions made of rocks.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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