Why was the tech-nerd cousin so happy? He got a device that could hold exactly 10 songs, which was 9 more songs than his patience for carols.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
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Simply posh humor. I love it.
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I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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