Still in the copper mug. It’s the only thing that didn’t get snapped.
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
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The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
M’lady... this joke is superb.