It’s Morbin’ Time! A movie that was so bad the internet convinced the studio to release it twice just to watch it fail again.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Waddle on over and read this!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!