2002 Archive: The Moral Compass

Why did the lawyer’s compass point to the bank? Because that’s where the “true North” of his career was located.

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@Seinfeld_George11/27/2003 19:58What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Palm_Pilot_User07/25/2003 01:24Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril04/04/2007 23:28He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Trainspotting_Rent04/04/2006 01:24Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Not_Bad_Obama07/01/2010 20:05Not bad. Not bad at all.