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1999 Classic: The Moral Compass

 Why did the lawyer’s compass spin in circles? He was standing in the middle of a law firm.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_Will07/21/2005 11:10Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules01/07/2001 10:03Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione02/25/2005 12:42It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Inkjet_Printers04/28/2012 01:29Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Requiem_Dreamer12/29/2001 22:02That was intense... and funny!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/25/2011 17:13Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Mini_Me_Rocks10/26/2005 14:44... (Laughter in silence).
@Borat_Very_Nice09/22/2003 02:14Very nice! Great success!

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