Why did the lawyer’s compass spin in circles? He was standing in the middle of a law firm.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
That was intense... and funny!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
... (Laughter in silence).
Very nice! Great success!