How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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Because she will let it go.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
This is the future of humor!