2020 Vintage: The “Mood” 24kGoldn

Why you always in a mood? Because I haven’t left my house in six months, Iann Dior.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is m...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker06/04/2000 07:13It really whips the llama's ass!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/14/2012 21:11That still only counts as one laugh!

@Memento_Guy01/01/1998 19:39Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/19/2011 05:57Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Charlie_Bit_Me11/11/2001 23:07Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Troll_Face_Real12/02/2002 09:22Problem? No, just laughs!