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1998 Vintage: The Modern Art

 We went to a gallery. I said, “I could do that.” My wife said, “But you didn’t. Now hold my purse.”

Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pedro_For_Pres08/31/2008 19:00Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
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