We went to a gallery. I said, “I could do that.” My wife said, “But you didn’t. Now hold my purse.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Diet Partner
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The DIY Expert
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The Morning Person
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The Hearing Aid
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68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
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56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Professional humor for professional people.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Deal with it. This is gold.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!