2018 Classic: The Mission

Impossible – Fallout Bathroom Fight: Henry Cavill “reloading” his arms is the most masculine thing I’ve ever seen.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

They’re "Mega" now. They have superpowers. They are officially u...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

@Encarta_User07/01/1996 15:37I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@X-Files_Spooky11/05/2011 07:08I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@MIRC_Ghost05/13/2006 18:45Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/30/2005 04:08Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/30/1999 08:57Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Leave_Britney_A10/10/2004 16:41Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Tablet_User_1002/20/2006 10:51Tapping my way to a good mood.