2001 Archive: The Mimosa

A guy orders a Mimosa at 10 PM. The bartender says, “You’re either very late or very early for tomorrow.”

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@ICQ_Master9910/23/2007 23:44Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Cyber_Traveler01/08/2007 07:18Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Married_With_Kids07/18/2004 04:01Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Cheers_Norm03/20/2011 04:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Better_Off_Dead01/02/1999 09:53I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Pedro_For_Pres08/18/2011 18:06Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Excite_User_9712/06/2000 08:34This site is very exciting!

@Web_2_0_Fan11/04/2006 00:22This is the future of humor!