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2000 Vintage: The Millionaire

 “Who wants to be a millionaire?” “Me, so I can afford the exit fee on this marriage.”

Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
 A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
 "Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
 "We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker02/26/2009 15:56It really whips the llama's ass!
@Harry_Potter_Ron02/04/2007 22:28Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Cyber_Security_X11/08/2007 12:33Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Digimon_Tamer01/02/2007 23:27My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/09/2000 01:20Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@First_World_P07/05/2001 19:47My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Metacrawler_X02/22/2000 14:57Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Maplestory_Kid03/24/2001 09:37@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Grammar_Nazi_9911/06/1995 01:56Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Last_Commenter07/19/1999 03:50Saving the best laugh for last!

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