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2004 Vintage: The Million Dollar Baby Heartbreak

 I went in for a boxing movie and came out a broken human being. Thanks, Clint Eastwood.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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@Resident_Evil_Z03/27/2002 14:45Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Palm_Pilot_User05/19/2002 13:31Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Spice_Girl_Posh04/15/2002 22:46Simply posh humor. I love it.
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