A guy walks out of the bar and expects to be in the 1920s. He’s just in a parking lot in New Jersey.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!