1998 Archive: The Menu

Why did the blonde ask her computer for a burger? She saw a “start menu.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »

Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

@ICQ_Master9904/14/2004 12:43Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/16/2011 14:08Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Zoolander_Derek03/11/2006 05:16What is this? A joke for ants?

@Firewall_Wizard04/14/2000 23:31Letting this joke through the port.

@Neo_The_One10/04/2003 11:36I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/09/2004 00:37A joke for the end of the world.