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2023 Classic: The Meg 2

 More sharks. I told her I’m a predator. She said, “You’re a ‘Snack-ator’—you eat everything in sight.”

Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
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56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
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The Snoring Symphony
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pager_Guy01/17/2014 16:22Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Snake_Game_Pro05/16/1995 03:53I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Titanic_Jack11/07/1995 18:58I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Step_Brothers_B09/16/2004 21:00Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Mocking_Sponge12/11/1998 09:27mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Bernie_Mittens11/27/2001 07:00I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Marquee_Text_Fan11/01/2007 20:01<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@HotBot_User12/13/1998 05:43Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@DMOZ_Volunteer08/06/2001 04:39Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Challenge_Acc06/10/1996 20:12Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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