I spent my entire life savings on 20th of December because the Mayans ran out of stone in the year 900. Waking up on the 22nd was the most expensive “oops” in human history.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Plug and Play laughter!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!