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2012 Vintage: The Mayan Calendar Panic

 I spent my entire life savings on 20th of December because the Mayans ran out of stone in the year 900. Waking up on the 22nd was the most expensive “oops” in human history.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus08/31/2015 11:42What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@WAP_Navigator04/27/1999 10:34Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Linux_Kernel_0.108/17/2013 10:10Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Hotmail_Checker07/01/2012 00:05Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@USB_Pioneer07/31/2002 22:51Plug and Play laughter!
@Pirate_Bay_9903/23/2009 09:40Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Rocket_Power_9904/30/2002 07:03We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Flashdance_What04/12/2011 13:23What a feeling! (Being funny).
@StrongBad_Mail02/18/2001 09:22I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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