2023 Classic: The Mario

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / It’s a-me. / It’s a-me who? / It’s a-me, Mario! Let me in, Bowser is right behind me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

@CRT_Brightness07/12/2000 02:44I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Melrose_Place_Fan05/01/2006 19:10Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/18/2011 16:40They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude06/02/2000 11:43The Dude abides... this joke.

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/31/2013 09:44Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Baxter_The_Dog04/26/2000 04:02Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@GL_HF_Runner01/31/2010 16:03Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Arthas_Fan_0204/27/2009 23:24Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Net_Neutrality11/12/2002 04:19Equality for all jokes!