2017 Archive: The Margarita

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan05/11/1999 18:09Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/16/2005 08:04Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Big_Snatch_Boris10/18/2009 09:18Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Reservoir_Joe05/24/2013 02:05Professional humor for professional people.

@Beavis_Cornholio11/28/1996 14:29I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@StumbleUpon_User01/12/1999 04:46I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Wall_Post_Hero02/10/2005 22:07Posting this to my own wall right now!