1997 Classic: The Manhattan

A guy orders a Manhattan. The bartender asks, “Central Park or Brooklyn?”

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@Bluetooth_Bot02/01/2002 02:37Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Cyber_Security_X01/12/2007 07:42Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/18/2005 06:29Super green! Hilarious!

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@Railgun_Sniper04/18/2014 17:44I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Illidan_Blind02/25/2015 18:59I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Dark_Web_Joker03/01/1998 10:27Found this on the deep end of the net.