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1996 Legacy: The Macarena Marriage

 Why is a bad marriage like the Macarena? You do a lot of repetitive hand motions, turn around in a circle, and at the end of the night, you’re still exactly where you started—only more embarrassed.

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@SouthPark_Stan06/29/2001 17:33Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
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