Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Prompt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
2024 Archive: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
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38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!