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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

@Myspace_Tom08/19/2008 21:27I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee01/20/1996 10:11A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/13/2011 19:12Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Kernel_Panic_9809/20/2011 00:34This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Gremlins_Gizmo08/27/2006 06:56Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Hansel_So_Hot12/25/2015 06:19That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9603/17/2006 04:18Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Terran_Marine01/11/2005 10:08Go, go, go! More jokes!