“I’m meeting my future self!” “Tell him I hope he’s richer than you are, because this current version is broke.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
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