A guy orders a London Fog. The bartender says, “This is 2012, we serve London Olympics—it’s mostly sweat and overpriced tickets.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
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The history of humor in one post.
M’lady... this joke is superb.