Why did the Pentagon stop the merger? Because they realized if everyone merged, there would eventually be only one company left—and they’d probably charge $50,000 for a single bolt.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I choose to believe it’s funny.