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1999 Vintage: The Lockheed Martin/Northrop Merger Block

Why did the Pentagon stop the merger? Because they realized if everyone merged, there would eventually be only one company left—and they’d probably charge $50,000 for a single bolt.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba12/27/2004 02:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle01/18/2015 06:47What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Zip_Drive_Owner07/07/2001 09:09Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Fargo_Marge08/13/2006 01:34Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Transformers_OP02/12/2011 10:31Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Ferris_Bueller05/17/2002 23:12Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Nyan_Cat_Space04/13/1999 19:07Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Harambe_Memories01/13/2000 02:03Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Midi_Background01/12/2007 04:50Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Believe_It_Or_N02/25/2005 16:57I choose to believe it’s funny.

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